purple banana
purple banana by Shane Strack August 23, 2007
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Fried Purple Banana
When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while the guy's dick is covered in grape jelly. She can also put topping on it if she wants to like nuts, mini chocolate chips, or even cut up fruit!
Melissa was sucking Nick's fried purple banana. Nick was in so much pleasure that he cummed all over Melissa's face.
Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.
A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.
Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.
A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.
Fried Purple Banana by THENINJA!!!! WHo knows people! November 25, 2010
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purple bananas • Fried Purple Banana • SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi • purple • Purple Haze • purple headed yogurt slinger • purple nurple • purple drank • purple rain • purple guy
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
purple bananas
purple bananas by vitico el fatass December 28, 2004
purple bananas
(noun) A verbalization used at the end of video meetings to fill the dead air between the goodbyes and fumbling around to click the end-meeting button.
Bro1 Yo, that meeting was lame. I could barely stay awake.
Bro2 Yeah I was LOLing when Winthrop ended the board meeting by saying purple bananas.
Bro1 For sure, that was the best part. Who knew Winny was so gangsta!
Bro2 Nah. I think he just couldn't find where to click to end the meeting!
Bro2 Yeah I was LOLing when Winthrop ended the board meeting by saying purple bananas.
Bro1 For sure, that was the best part. Who knew Winny was so gangsta!
Bro2 Nah. I think he just couldn't find where to click to end the meeting!
purple bananas by TheBigSikh May 5, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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