purple aki 

A man of urban legend said to have stalked and harrassed young men in the area around St Helens in Merseyside. He reportedly approched youths at gymns and rugby clubs and asked to feel their muscles. Other myths about purple aki includine him carving his initials into their buttocks and playing naughts and crosses on them with a knife.

A man called Akinwale Arobieke, was imprisoned in Liverpool in 2003, he was said to be the real Purple Aki.

More info is available on the net if you look.

"Do your homework or Purple Aki will get you."

purple aki by Rachel June 19, 2006

Purple Aki 

This is a type of nonce from swansea named fluffy

For Example "Purple Aki just walked in the building aka fluffdog"

Purple Aki by Fluffdog is purple aki December 28, 2021

DJ Purple Aki

DJ PURPLE AKI
(proper noun)

The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”

So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.

Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.

By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.

Example in a sentence:
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”

DJ Purple Aki by BikBoiCoq August 27, 2025

Purplekitty Banan 

A person on yt who thinks their a pigeon

Did you see that furry Purplekitty Banan?

Purplekitty Banan by Sansskeletonexe February 7, 2021

purpleaoi 

tiktok user !!?? purpleaoi also known as mia and
kurapkia kinnie and editor but also popolarly known for comediac presance on app tiktok also speaks spanish and likes long walks on beaches

wow 17 notifications from purpleaoi

purpleaoi by JSHUSJSBNDBD March 25, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022