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punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
by Estep March 30, 2009
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Punched in the face

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?
Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
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Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.
by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021
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verbally punched in the face

The act of using words to create the same feeling generated by being punched in the face.
Girl: Zack you're such an stupid guy, I'm gonna copulate with your best friend!

Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
by Kiteshugo June 9, 2010
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And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.
I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.
by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011
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Punched in the Facebook

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon
by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010
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