progenitor

A colossal dinosaur creature much like Godzilla that stomps on cities, then furiously mates with the nearest tallest structure. Rumored to have banged The Statue of Liberty in 1968.

Progenitor: PROGENITOR!!! RAWR!
People: MON DIEU! IT'S EIFFEL TOWERING THE EIFFEL TOWER WITH GODZILLA!
Another Bystander: I AM LE TIRED!

by Desmond Wilder August 17, 2010

progenitor

The soup to nuts from which all soup to nuts comes from. In physics, that is the infinite bath of nothingness that gives rise to "something" as its density and temperature demonstrate difference, thus giving way to infinite change.

Do you come here often? How about taking a shot at avoiding 15 IVF treatments and take a shot at a few minutes of a progenitor relationship with a proven DNA convergence mechanism, a dash of Barry White and a couple shots of tequila?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 26, 2019

Progenite

Someone who is typically gay steals all your kills in Fortnite, can wear glasses and scams people.

Dude, you can be such a Progenite when playing Fortnite

by Ur Mam Gay August 20, 2018

projanitor

One who cheats and never gets caught.

Friend A: Yo! I'm finna smash this new chic on my block. She thick af.

Friend B: Your girl lives there too, you know?
Friend A: chill, bro. I'm a projanitor. I'm smooth like that.

by Hood Itachi May 31, 2019

progenitals

Those dicks who came before us.

"We are governed by the finest examples of our great nation's progenitals."

by deusexaethera February 28, 2018

progenormative

Denoting or relating to a world view that promotes traditional progeny (I.E. Children) as the normal or preferred family plan.

Person 1: this is my spouse
Person 2: are you planning on having kids

Person 1: why are you so progenormative

by Gracychelse November 10, 2018

promentory

A place where a lake and hill and a valley meet and it makes a appearance in the famous game fallout new vegas

i like to visit our local promentory

by Buttfucker568 September 19, 2021