The occupant of the office closest to the bathroom, where people needing to take a crap have to wait until the occupant vacates the office, to avoid the embarassment of bathroom noises being overheard.
I shouldn't of eaten those chili-cheese fries last night, Kourtney, the Poopy Cube Keeper, never left his office, so I had to crap my pants. Curses, Pooply Cube Keeper, Curses!
by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009
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