Pooj

Indian Pussy. A cross between Punjabi and Pussy, this often hairy set of genitals if often subject to the act of Icing Of the Brownie, a somewhat culinary act of of spraying man-juice on Pooj

I once iced a Pooj........never again

by NOTJJ November 30, 2010

pooj

a word invented by the two coolest people in the world about several years before other definitions were released. it was spotted as a joke in a word search. its REALLY means the same thing as "awsome!". similar to the word "snoogans".

wow, hot naked women are parading down my street. POOJ!

by Mr. winkles June 22, 2006

Pooj

(Noun) A pooj is an elusive Indian. They absolutely refuse to hang out or respond to group chats for weeks on end. You may publicly shame them by yelling "POOJ" whenever they are near.

"Man, Srujan never hangs out to eat butter chicken"
"Yeah ofc, he's a POOJ"

by clinicaltonya March 15, 2018

pooj

The sudden expulsion of gas from the anus resulting from the pumping action of a foreign object.

The tainted pooj left unwholesome dingleberries upon his pubis.

by James Schumacher Jr. February 15, 2009

pooj

its puerto rican soup!

this is some good pooj

by Ryan Traynor November 14, 2007

pooj

the cheaper version of the famous colone brand 'Joop'. Originates from Turkey. Smells like sprouts and the inside of an ass..

"I just baught this Pooj from a Turkish man..wait a minute =o This isnt Joop! Its pooj!" dun dun duunn

by Kez April 05, 2005

pooj

-when used as a verb (used without object)
to do something unexpected and uncalled for without remorse

-as an noun
a person who does things only to please or satisfy himself and doesn't care for other's opinions

Verb:
"Look at that fag pooj'ing in the mall"

noun:
"He's such a pooj for saying that in public"

by Mistuh PoJo August 15, 2007