poofty

generally referring to homosexual individuals it is also used as a slander to gay acting straight individuals

Look at these two poofty bastards here. They might as well be holding hands.

by HEREFORYOURDAUGHTER September 23, 2009

Poofty-sos

A wager

Billy wager is a poofty-sos

by Bend send July 31, 2016

poofty teaspoon

poofty teaspoon = craig

poofty teaspoon = craig

by the_bitch_from_msn October 16, 2008

Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

by ST212 February 23, 2010

Oofty poofty

When you feel like OOF isn’t enough

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”

by anonymous rando November 20, 2018

pooftie

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

Poofter baiting

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc

That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.

by kam75xx February 24, 2019