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Cardiac P.M.I.: n ;.

A severe case in which the heart begins to fail, consequently causing the heart to RIP apart into several LARGE PIECES FROM DA
Guy1: OH FUCK DOOD I GOT DA PMI!
Guy2: Then stay the fuck away from my dA...
Guy1: *slowly turns black and glasses grow on face..*
Guy2: Bro, wtf is happening...you're starting to look like a Douchebag ripper from Germany..
Guy1: Ha, ha. I join 5 for every 1 I am BANNED at! Ha, ha!.
Guy2: Wtf?
Guy1: Trying to prove a point mate.
Guy2: Man, I'm out of here. You're fucking retarded.
Guy1: I don't give a phizzuck-donald duck.
PMI by Zander33 April 6, 2007
PMI is one who willing rips all graphical images (along with his/her neighborhood admin) then goes on a graphical endeaver claiming he/she misused a copyrighted image.
"Dude...I just pulled a PMI." "You just failed life." "=("
PMI by Phizzuck Donald Duck April 6, 2007
Related Words
.PMI: n.;
1. The name stands for Pergio Maximus Imagery Inc. However, since there were two "I's" in the name, a period (".") was designated to take the place of the additional "I", and substitute itself as the period (".") on top of the significant "double I", thus, .PMI.
2.The Artist Formerly Known As LevelOne.
3.Advancing Forward With Superior Empowerment.
4.God's Favorite Artist.
5.adj.; (1)quote.; "I Am Infinite Cosmic Consciousness, I Am Infinite Energy, and I Am Infinite Money."; (2) "If You Are Banned At 1 Website, Join 5 More!"
The reason that I am so successful, is because I have PMI'd everything that I've worked hard for.
PMI by Cleveland A. Paige Jr. September 6, 2008
1. An unintended mispronunciation of the word 'P-I-M-P'.

2. Pimp Masters Incorp.

3. Pimp Monkey Idiot.
Chris: I'm waking down the street to Jack in the Box late at night with two hot girls.

Linzy: Chris, you're such a PMI.
PMI by Linzelle October 2, 2004
Do you have a big fat pussy, what is your PMI?
PMI by Moose 555 September 23, 2020
An acronym for "Put me in!"
Wyatt: Hey Reid! Wanna play some VALORANT?

Reid: ... PMI !!!!!!!
PMI by Dr. EloPotion June 24, 2025
Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.
pmilf by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007
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