PIBS

Stands for Painful Itchy Butthole Syndrome. Hemorrhoids caused by ignoring the need for a re-wipe when experiencing MUBS.

Damn! These PIBS are so bad I can't even sit down.

Her PIBS were so bad her butthole looked like it was surrounded with tater tots!

by Dimlight65 November 15, 2007

PIBS

Pigs in blankets

Have you eaten them PIBS!?

by Nor3mac1 December 29, 2019

PIBS

Stands for Persistent Itchy Butt Syndrome. It is caused by a mixture of sweat and shit, and is known to be very itchy.

It is hot out here and the pibs are killing me.

Hey I got a nasty case of pibs get me some toilet paper.

by PIBSScratch July 17, 2008

Pibbed

Too much Mr. Pibb in your blood alcohol content (BAC). Legal limit varies from state-to-state, country-to-country

Zak - Hey, have you seen John?
Tim - No.. I left him at the game. He was wayyyy too Pibbed for me to deal with.

by unchartedisoverrated November 01, 2017

pibbing

Hooking up with a co-worker of the same sex while still on the clock. Works out best if you work in a concession stand that sells Mr. Pibb. Then you can ask other employees to Pibb you when they ask if you want something to drink.

Cayte: Would you like something to drink, Heather?
Heather: Pibb me.

*Then pibbing would ensue in front of customers or behind closed doors, but it must be on the clock if it happens at your place of employment. Pibbing can happen at dorms as well, but its not fun unless you're watching Wayne's World at the time*

by H. Mo. February 10, 2007

pib

"Person in black," i.e., a goth or goth-like person.

The pibs take over QE2 on Wednesdays.

by Geenius at Wrok March 01, 2004

pib

Person In Black. Since "goth" isn't really "goth" anymore this term should be used as a polite term for "goth" people. (or any such person wearing head to toe black)

I know a couple pibs. They're not "goths". Just people who happen to like wearing black.

by OCMaria August 27, 2005