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P.H. Balance

Short for Pimp Hand Balance. This is when one of your bitches steps out of line and you bring down your pimp hand strong on the Ho to bring balance back to the relationship and the universe.
Dude, my girlfriend told me that she was going out " with the girls " and would not be home until late. So I tooled her up to P.H. balance that shit out.
P.H. Balance by Uncle Jun September 2, 2018
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p.h. balance

short for potential hipster balance or hipster potential.
when a male or female has some signs of emerging into a full blown hipster but they are in the transitional stage.
Dang, johnnys p.h. balance is going up so much, he will be a such a naughty boy hipster in like a couple months.

p.h. balance by rpgizz September 10, 2007
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026