Jdubbs's definitions

Petro

A slang term describing Peter North, a famous Canadian porn star known for his massive ejaculations. Also, it can be used as a verb saying that someone got "petroed" in the face.

Ben was hardcore petroed by his idol Petro

by Jdubbs November 19, 2006

rectal warrior

A male (or female in some cases) that probes the asshole of another for pleasurable reasons. The probing is usually done in a strong and dominating fashion

Ben fucked her ass so hard that she screamed, "You are my rectal warrior."

by jdubbs November 29, 2006

grundlelingus

the act of licking a grundle

Ben, a grundle connoisseur, expertly gave grundlelingus to Eric's expectingly sweaty and hairy grundle

by jdubbs January 26, 2006

crank it

A quick form of masturbation in which one does not have ample time to properly pleasure themselves. Also can refer to repeated masturbation.

Ben tried to crank it in the three minutes his roommate left the room.

by jdubbs April 18, 2006

grundlelicious

an adjective used to describe the prototypical grundle as being suculant and delicious.

Ben's durf is extremely apetizing and grundlelicious

by jdubbs February 23, 2006