penrod

A huge penis. Something that girls strive to find in their lives and when found they latch onto and don't let go.

Some slut: I wanna suck you off
Me: *whips it out
Some Chick: HOLY SHIT A PENROD! MARRY ME!
Me: Just suck it.

by flipynif January 05, 2006

Mrs Penrod

She will have you believe that she is all powerful and all knowing. Arriving late and talking in class is punishable by death. God help you if you try to argue a test answer

“I ran into a Mrs Penrod when I was talking to my friend while I arrived late to a party and tried arguing with her over a answer on a survey she gave out. I arrived at the hospital a half hour later.”

by Carioca January 23, 2018

Picky Penrod

An auspiciously picky person who lives an overly selective life.

“Man, that girl sure was a picky Penrod on our date at Chez Henri last night.”

by DowntownElite March 31, 2021

flying penrod

To hit a jumping dank AWP jumpshot on CS:GO

I just hit a dank ass flying Penrod on a kid

by Whatthehecker December 04, 2017

Penrod

Shoving a pen or writing utensil down your dick hole.

Guy 1- Ready to get fucked?

Guy 2- Instead of sex, how about we just Penrod eachother?

Guy 1- Um... OK?

by RandomBiGuy June 04, 2018