Painter's Radio 

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

Painter's Radio by seattle brian February 3, 2009

Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!

Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!

Painter's Cap by zooboots July 6, 2011

Painter's Palette 

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

Painter's Palette by rock_lobster January 27, 2010

Painter's Special 

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

Painter's Special by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010

painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

painter's key by B SIDE December 17, 2018

Painter’s high

When a painter, or any creative artist, is so intently focused and “in the zone”, their mind feels as if they are “high” and euphoric.

I got a real painter’s high while I was in the zone painting the other day.

Painter’s high by Recoculos April 11, 2020

Painter's Snuffjob 

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption

My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt

Painter's Snuffjob by DancingJebus November 9, 2023