pasted

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

by Vicarelli December 1, 2009

pasted

Another word for "owned".

You just got pasted son!

by kobel4k3r5 April 7, 2009

pasted

Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".

Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted

by bikehorn6 October 10, 2005

pasted

To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.

Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.

by Gutter Monkey May 3, 2006

Pasted

When one is high from pasting, which is the art of putting toothpaste (preferably Crest) on one's nipples. Thus, causing that person to become extremely high.

Dude, did you see kevin getting putting that toothpaste on his nips?
Yeah, he should probably put tape of them to make sure he gets pasted.

by ptpost October 18, 2012

Pasted

When somebody’s buttcheecks buttcheecks are glue together with a sticky substance

Lil pump pasted Icarly

by Migamortis January 4, 2018

pasted

A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters

wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!

by W-UNIT October 4, 2003