page rage 

When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.

The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.

I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.

page rage by truth victor February 7, 2010

PAGE RAGE 

The act of accidentally and constantly sending a blank text message, causing the receiver to see: (Page)

Aaron: I think my girlfriend was butt texted me or something.. I swear she was on a page rage all night!

Ahmad: Yeah that's happened to me before

PAGE RAGE by patriotsaaron0218 January 10, 2011

Page side-rage side 

A reference to the American rock band Phish. Page McConnell, the band's pianist, is positioned stage right during live performances. Fans seated in the audience stage right are said to be "Page side" and the high energy and guaranteed fun of enjoying a Phish show from Page side gave way to the now common phrase "Page side-rage side," where "rage" is synonymous with "party."

"The mail order tickets I got are behind the stage, but I'm definitely moving to Page side-rage side by the second set."

Page side-rage side by edsullivan July 29, 2012

rage page 

A page you write on a forum/website after having a bad experience with a user/the website. Generally regarded as a "nerd rage" as well.

Boy: I totally just posted a rage page on 4chan's /b/ because they called me fat

rage page by SuperKittenMan January 27, 2010

pee pee rager page 

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

pee pee rager page by Barnaby J October 11, 2008

pee pee rager page 

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

pee pee rager page by Barnaby J October 9, 2008