parente 

An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.

Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.

parente by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018

Mr.Parente 

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother

Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome

Mr.Parente by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021

Parenter 

When you use your use your parents as an excuse not to go somewhere

Violet- "Hey how did you get out of that date?!"
Dani- "I told him that my mum wouldn't let me go out"
Violet- "Ahhh pulled a parenter"

Parenter by Daniella Violet July 10, 2016

PerenSexual

PerenSexual is a term used for Dungeons and Dragons players who REALLY need to sleep with the local Drow Elf.
Can also refer to multiple people at once.

Fuck Peren, all my homies wanna fuck Peren. -Local Fox Warlock
We are all PerenSexual now -Also the Local Fox Warlock

PerenSexual by MikeOxen69 March 21, 2022

parentese

The sing-song speech, often accompanied by exaggerated facial expressions, that adults speak to babies.

When Sally spoke parentese to her baby, she sounded like this, “Whoose a prettyy baybeee?”

parentese by amethyst123456 August 9, 2007

giulio parente 

likes to eat spaghetti and pasta. also is very hairy

hairy like a gorilla

giulio parente by turner March 11, 2005

parentertaining 

what you do when your parents come to town and you have to show them around. includes visiting botanical gardens, nodding when they point at things in shop windows that you can't get "back home", and steering them away from drug-addled bums.

mate i can't come to the pub this afternoon, i'm parentertaining.

parentertaining by hotshirt October 29, 2009