The Oy Oy Bird is an extremely rare bird existing in the Amazon rainforest. Only males have been observed yet. The species most conspicuous characteristics are huge testicles and shorts legs. Due the birds landings it suffers great pain caused by the shorts legs incapability of absorbing the shock.

Studies tells that the direct collision between the birds testicles and objects damage and affects the birds fertillity. This may explain the rarity of the specie.

The spectacular bird earned it's name from the moment before a landing and says this weird sound "oy oy oy oy OY!!!".
Look, there is the rare Oy Oy Bird! "Oy oy oy oy OY!!"
by vonmædl November 28, 2010
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