Otang Hang
The powerful action of suspending oneself in the air (usually accomplished by hanging from a branch as an orangutan would), in an attempt to relieve one's body of shit and any other elements hiding in the anus. Usually this is exercised by those making an effort to affirm dominance or impress a potential mate. The splashdown power and accuracy of the projectile are considerable aspects when considering the skill of an Otang Hanger. Proper form requires one's legs to be perpendicular to the body as to not drop a mortar in your undies. In the event of one person Otang Hanging onto another person, the victim is required to shamefully wear the feces of the predator on their person for 24 hours.
Example 1:
"Hey where have you been for the past hour?"
"I've been in the woods improving the accuracy of my Otang Hang"
"That explains the bombs I heard going off"
Example 2:
"Wow man you have terrible Otang Hang form"
"Why do you say that?"
"Your fire-mission coordinates sent more bum gravy into your underwear than on my head."
"Hey where have you been for the past hour?"
"I've been in the woods improving the accuracy of my Otang Hang"
"That explains the bombs I heard going off"
Example 2:
"Wow man you have terrible Otang Hang form"
"Why do you say that?"
"Your fire-mission coordinates sent more bum gravy into your underwear than on my head."
Otang Hang by Massive Ballsack September 25, 2019
