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Osu! player 

Osu! players are the peak of human evolution. Osu! players are basically the pinnacle of our race, the Homo Sapiens. Let's take mr ''Chrisse'' on Osu! as an example. He is so antisocial, akward and cringe that whenever he sees another person's aura in the surrounding 100km radius he has 4 seizures all at once. Virgnity has reached a new high since the rythm game Osu! originally came out. Instead of farming for some bitches all their care about is farming for pp, you heard me right, pp. If that's not gay, then I'm not sure I know what is. And let's not forget the fact that if you do approcah the sometimes lurking 600kg beast of nature we call an Osu! nerd, they will likely hiss at you and roll away. Descretion is advised.
You: Hey John, have you seen that Osu! player over there?

John: Osu! player? I thought that was a diabetic, retarted, autistic, retarted, autistic, retarted, autistic elephant with meatballs for legs.

OSU! player 

gets no female attention and is probably gay, probably developing carpool tunnel
OSU! player: I FC'D AIRMAN
woman: *walks away*
OSU! player by Ducky_x3 February 26, 2022
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Osu player 

An Osu player is someone who plays no other game than osu. That is literally all they do. If you see a person with an anime profile picture on discord, it's most likely an osu player. The most common osu players are named Robert.
Guy 1: Hey dude what are you playing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm playing a rhythm game.
Guy 1: What's it called?
Guy 2: Osu.
Gyy 1 Fucking weeb Osu player
Osu player by Someonenamedkyle March 30, 2021
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