Orri Einarz 

A entrepreneur from Iceland that is a billionaire and a ladiesman. He has had sexual intercourse with over 10% of Iceland's population. He is the CEO of Iceland's top 10 companies. He lives in Álftanes and has the biggest mansion in Álftanes. The president tried once to claim Orri's house but Orri laughed at him and spit in his face like a true CEO. He has dated Sunneva Einars, Birgitta Líf, Birgitta Haukdal, Sóley Kristín and Kim Kardashian.

Ok, so you are rich, but you ain't no Orri Einarz.

Orri Einarz by Vöffluvagninn March 14, 2022