Orlando Magic 

Dwight Howard, Steve Francis, Grant Hill, Jameer Nelson, Hedo Turkoglu, Keyon Dooling. Future NBA Championship Winners.

Dwight Howard will lead the Orlando Magic to the NBA Finals.

Orlando Magic by Dane Fuller December 18, 2005

Orlando Magic 

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

Orlando Magic by 0000 October 20, 2003