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oral masturbation 

to be jerked off with the lips - preferably by a chick with DSL's
"hey baby, come help me with some oral masturbation."
oral masturbation by fallen5t4r September 6, 2007
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Oral Masturbation 

1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.
Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .
Oral Masturbation by BynoT August 4, 2010

Oral masturbation 

Oral masturbation is when I suck my own dick until I cum in my mouth
Once I found out I could suck my own dick I began to oral masturbate daily still do oral masturbation is using one's mouth to perform oral sex on themselves self-sucking auto fellatio oral masturbation
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