Optimus Queer 

1. Often used to describe a specific nerd who seems to have a nerdgasm at the sight of Optimus Prime can easily be found in a crowd by screaming approval to the fictional being.

2. Usually yells and cries during the best parts of a transformer movie and all fight scenes.

1. Transformers 2 would have been the shit if that Optimus Queer would have shut the fuck up during the movie fag.

Optimus Queer by TH3 UNNAM3D June 30, 2009

Optimus Queef 

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

Optimus Queef by remt July 4, 2007