Operation dick 

Derived from the popular children's game Operation, an Operation dick is a dick that is so thin that it does not touch the vaginal walls. It is very impractical since most women do not allow men to play real-life Operation in their vaginas.

Samantha told me her partner last night Jeff had an Operation dick that was terribly unsastisfying.

Operation dick by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

operation dick move

The act of parking so close to another's driver side door that they must get in from the passenger side and climb over. Execution of operation dick move requires an empty parking space adjacent to the victim's driver side.

We executed operation dick move on your mom at the grocery store.

operation dick move by emceecrackalackin May 8, 2012