Onze 

A large sum of marijuana, could last a month if only smoking a gram a day, typicaly 28grams, can always be found for $180 Canadian good price $150 canadian can usually be found at this price

let blaze 1/2 this fat onze of weed so im still leagal!

Onze by Sensation July 20, 2005

Onze 

A brotherhood

Yo bro this is my onze you can’t fuck with us

Onze by DTMT101 July 18, 2019

Onze More Fusion 

A delicious mix of two exotic flavours that refreshes your mind. The perfect partner for refreshment.

Not everything fuses so good like Onze More Fusion.

Onze More Fusion by Candy loverr December 12, 2021

J'ai onze ans

This is literally that collaboration of words that is perfect for randomly shouting out in a french lesson

Teacher: Let's revise your vocab.
Student: J'ai onze ans! It's some shit I found on urban dictionary!

J'ai onze ans by Master Bitchington December 9, 2021

Onzed 

to be harrased in a public toilet

to sport a silver moustache

I took the bus to Schipol, took short and had to use the washroom. I was accosted by a silver moustached assailant who Onzed me...

Onzed by postwhorethreadcrapper January 26, 2011

Cum on ze controllah 

When playing Halo 2 or any other action-packed shooter game on console, the action gets so intense that the player has a forced orgasm all over his controller.

Whilst cumming on the controller, the player says into his headset, "I cum on ze controllah!" in a comedic German accent.

This is based on young Arnold Schwarzenegger's interview, to which he was "cumming all ze time!"

Playing Halo, Hienrich van Gloppenhiemer said, "I get double, triple, killtacular! AGH! I cum on ze controllah!"

Cum on ze controllah by El Skeeto April 12, 2007

Onzee

My friend's fursona

Oh shit it's Onzee everyone hide quick!

Onzee by 0n_n0 November 23, 2019