Lake Orion
A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan.
The
girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those
gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class
white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a
fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some
shit. There are a few sexxy
ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV.
There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to
fucking do.
Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun.
People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog
ass.
If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker.
Guy 1: "Holy
shit, that gal looks like a cheap
ass prostitute with them bleachy
ass highlites and bra-less tittays!"
Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!"
Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!"
Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as
hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!"
Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead!