Onion Laker
Onion Laker by Darkforce10 October 28, 2010
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Onion Laker
A woman of distinction. A strong educated woman. a woman with children whom can feed, cloth and entertain her children.
Onion Laker by FurLife April 13, 2014
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onion lakers
girls with ugly thick drawn on eyebrows, red lipstick and usually vertical lip piercings. onion lakers usually think of themselves as "hot shit" usually do duckface/kissy lips in photos.
guy 1 "look at those girls eyebrows"
guy 2 "that's and onion laker"
guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in"
guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"
guy 2 "that's and onion laker"
guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in"
guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"
onion lakers by destroyer2121 December 11, 2013
onion lake bads
A girl who parties every weekend kissing their friends' boyfriends or fucking them. They're more fake than their eyebrows and you should never trust an ol bad because she backstabs you sooner or later. Usually every guy wants them because they know how easy she is but she usually will always cheat on him at the next party she finds. Never trust an ol bad because they take your clothes and won't give them back
Guy 1, "she's easy, I'm going to grow feelings for her and then I'll get cheated on but I'll keep going back to her bc she's easy"
Guy 2, "can I share?"
Guy 3, "yes me too"
Guy 1, "must be onion lake bads"
Guy 2, "he/she is!"
Girl 1, "she just kissed my boyfriend and we were friends"
Girl 2, "must be an ol bad"
Guy 2, "can I share?"
Guy 3, "yes me too"
Guy 1, "must be onion lake bads"
Guy 2, "he/she is!"
Girl 1, "she just kissed my boyfriend and we were friends"
Girl 2, "must be an ol bad"
onion lake bads by Thing696969 April 23, 2014
Lake Orion High School
This Michigan high school is full of stuck-up bitches, jocks, rich pussies, and white trash. It's the largest high school in Oakland County but is still over populated with the scum from Pontiac and lower parts of Lake Orion.
If Lake Orion High School got sucked down by a sinkhole, I still wouldn't care about that shit hole.
Lake Orion High School by klingadingding August 25, 2010
Lake Orion
Lake Orion by IamgoingtogoplayWoWNow March 10, 2009
Lake Orion
Lake Orion
A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan.
The girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some shit. There are a few sexxy ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV.
There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to fucking do.
Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun. People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog ass.
If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker.
A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan.
The girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some shit. There are a few sexxy ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV.
There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to fucking do.
Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun. People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog ass.
If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker.
Guy 1: "Holy shit, that gal looks like a cheap ass prostitute with them bleachy ass highlites and bra-less tittays!"
Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!"
Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!"
Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!"
Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead!
Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!"
Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!"
Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!"
Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead!
Lake Orion by onebigroomfullofbadbitches September 13, 2011
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