onealing

The act of taking a selfie before, during or right after a crossfit or Krav Maga workout.. And posting on a social network

David "I'm gonna do some onealing right before I run uphill with a weight vest, while pulling a tire on my way to crossfit"

by Deadlift Dave October 12, 2013

oneal tool

an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.

Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.

by FATJANET February 18, 2004

onealing

To be totally confused or disoriented about most everything or to be zoned out all of the time.

Ryan couldn't pay attention in class because he kept onealing throughout class.

by slinkyjedi February 07, 2017

Oneal Macmorris

A pretty ass boy whos simping over nijiro murakami

Oneal Macmorris madly in love with his boyfriend named Park Ji-Sung at the first sight

by millley September 11, 2022

Oneal

A man that got struck by lighting and jumps over snakes

Damm look at Oneal big ass running around there, kids back away I don’t want you to get electrocuted.

by Dombih November 06, 2020

Ronnie Oneal

To profess innocence when you are caught red handed committing a crime.

Don't be a fucking Ronnie Oneal. I saw you piss in my pint.

He's doin a Ronnie Oneal and denying everything even though she has a video of him shagging the next door neighbor.

Man just admit to stealing her knickers. Everyone saw you do it. Don't be a Ronnie Oneal.

by Donny Kim July 26, 2021