one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003

one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

One eyed trouser trout

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

by sweatyandready June 29, 2010

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

by zabuma February 17, 2009