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one eyed snake 

Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

one eyed snake 

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
one eyed snake by Shaggy October 7, 2003

One eyed Snake 

The long object between the male's legs. The long is usually the better
Shit that one eyes snake is long!

God Go the Snake!!! *moans*
One eyed Snake by mysterious_writa October 24, 2004

one eyed snake 

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.
Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!
one-eyed snake by Mark C. September 16, 2005

one-eyed snake

A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.
My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night
one-eyed snake by Matt Wallisis April 9, 2006
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