Hubris’ one-nut bitch

An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.

The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.

by Bearman December 30, 2021

dipped one/a nut

to have sex with your partner but not cumming or orgasm in the end at all they have

DUDE: bro man i had sex with Liz but I only dipped one/a nut.
OTHER DUDE: that sucks i hear she just wants to cum and doesnt care about the other person.

by argenis lopez July 19, 2010

One Time Nut Pass

The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in

''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''

by krissacred November 2, 2022

one thrust nut bust

the inability to have sex for more than a few seconds
see also one pump chump

Glen: OHHHHHH!

Sandy: what??? it's already over? -___-

Glen: sorry for the one thrust nut bust, i've never done this before

by bigDjohnston69 August 24, 2011

nut one out

to ejaculate; to bust a nut; to pump semen; to explode; to burst; to release; to rub one out

He let me nut one out all over his face.

I let him nut one out in my ass.

by chatsauvage January 27, 2014

one two three NUT

When u nut (orgasm) with the quickness..

bitch sucked me dry next thing u know one two three NUT! on her mothafucking face gee

by I C U M 1 September 12, 2010

Another One Bites My Nuts

Ooh, let's go!

Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.

Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.

Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy

Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,

(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)

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Featuring:
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You're My Boyfriend
Somebody To Fuck
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We Fuck The Champions
We Will Fuck You
Spread Your Cheeks
CumOnMy Face
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Don't Fuck Me Now
Boy Of My Life
(My) Crazy Little Thing Called Love
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Play The Wang
Smash
Secret Semen Pies
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Now I'm Cumming
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by NickrophiIia February 27, 2019