Cooch

A person or people (cooches) who bail on plans that have already been made, to go do something else, with someone else.

1. Dude quit being a cooch and come to the movies!
2. I can't believe these cooches didn't show up tonight!
3. Did you hear he cooched out on us last night?
4. She's cooching on our plans right now!
5. These coochers better make it!

by coochmasta November 28, 2011

Cooche

Is your short friend who is cute and close to you

“Do you know Connor?”

“Yeah what a cooche”

by Gregory’s September 19, 2018

Cooch

To fail. Unsuccessful.

Yo Alex stop Coochin'.
He Cooched that class.

by Ganjaguy May 2, 2008

THE COOCH

A vagina the size of Idaho!

8D6M: NOT ONE MORE TIME.
thrice 681: ...........cooch
8D6M: OMG

by Ashish February 27, 2005

Cooch

A badass nickname for an even more badass hockey player.

International superstar who looks nothing like a rat Logan Couture goes by the nickname "Cooch."

by JHamm's Butt June 19, 2013

cooch

The act of hanging around, chillin, relaxing, (chil-axin) etc.

We cooched in the park for a bit init.

by Jef. September 26, 2006

peanut cooch

A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.

Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis

"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."

by k connols October 28, 2009