Omegle Depression

The feeling of depression after being banned from Omegle. Usually involves depression over the fact you'll never be able to chat to the people you met on the site ever again. Also can involve depression over the fact that you'll never be able to have fun on omegle or meet famous people such as PewDiePie on the website again. The best remedy for Omegle Depression is going outside and getting a life, or visiting new sites which are just as fun.

Person 1: "Will you be on Omegle again tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah!"
Person 1: "I'll see you tomorrow then!"
Person 2: "Cya buddy!"

-Your computer/network is banned for possible bad behavior-

Person 1: *Begins to suffer from Omegle Depression*

by Twelvies4Life June 1, 2014

Omegle No Lifes

The guys with no life, that go on Omegle all day in search of chatting with girls. Usually begins conversations with 'Sex?', 'Hey girl' or some other remark asking gender first. If the Stranger reveals he is a boy, the Omegle No Life immediately disconnects

Typical conversation w/ Omegle No Lifes

Stranger: asl?
You: 13.M.ca
-disconnected-

Stranger:asl?
You:13.f.ca
Stranger:hey babe
Stranger:i have a yu-gi-oh collection you know.. over 300 cards!
You: the fuck?...
-disconnected-

by your-stalker April 16, 2009

Omegle virginity

A person's Omegle virginity can only be lost by succesfully getting a girl to strip for them on Omegle, and commincing to have cyber sex through Omegle.

Rob: Hey, I was on Omegle last night and lost my Omegle virginity!

Chester: No way, you got a girl to strip for you on camera?

by youdontneedtoknowthat May 1, 2011

Omegle Courtesy

Basic rules for being socially acceptable on stranger chat sites, such as Omegle. Appearently, nobody applies to these rules.

Omegle Courtesy Rule # 1:
Always say hello

Omegle Courtesy Rule # 2:
Never leave before you have introduced yourself.

by ChromeLynx May 23, 2010

Omegle Sex

Sexting/Dirty talking on Omegle with strangers

You: ima horny female
Stranger: imma horny male. lets have omegle sex
Stranger: ;) im getting a bit hard
You: here. grab my breasts. u can suck on my nipples and lick them
Stranger: mmm ;) id lick those all night
Stranger: im hard ;)
You: my nipples are hard now =)
You: finger me
Stranger: oh yeah ;)
Stranger: i slid one finger in then slowly insert my second and but it deep in
Stranger: i stick my tongue inside and wiggle it around
Stranger: i grab your legs that are apread apart and push hard , making the bed rock
You: the bed is shaking
Stranger: i have my hands on your breast so jelp me push
You: ive got handcuffs right there. hand cuff me and do whatever u want to me

by omeglegirl1234 May 23, 2010

omegle and chill

when u and your bff are having a sleepover and wanna see some dick.

wanna sleepover tonight?
yes! lets omegle and chill

by emma and laura (dick lovers) March 19, 2017

Omegle Fuckhead

A wierd fuck that asks to see your feet online and enjoys talking to twelve-year olds.

Omegle Fuckhead: M or F?
Brittney: F
Omegle Fuckhead: watt ur age?

Brittney: 12
Omegle Fuckhead: r u horny?
Brittney: yes daddy
Omegle Fuckhead: fuck yeah
Omegle Fuckhead: talk dirty to me and show me your feet

Brittney: ...

by ghostgirl August 1, 2019