old fucker

People that are too old to be driving that cut you off or pull out in front of you and drive slow.

That old fucker pulled out in front of me and was just crusin' so I flew by their ass on the solid lines.

by Teenagehim September 5, 2006

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010

Old lady fucker

A man that typically has sex with the older hag demographic

I call my friend a old lady fucker because he is always going after the older women.

by WhitP57 January 25, 2026

Old Fucked Up

Your on your on the 8th hour of partying and roughly your 8th ecstasy tablet and everything is in chaos. Some prefer this over New Fucked Up. Vision could be distorted (See: Spirals) and everything is funny. Some never see the light of "Old Fucked Up" but its there you just need to tap into it.

Do you remember when jimmy was seeing the flower move? He was Old Fucked Up.

by specialk2hz May 22, 2006

old fucked up

After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...

Lil Lisa is old fucked up.
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence

by Ltl Lisa May 26, 2006

fucked up old hag

Margaret Thatcher

🗿: You fucked up old hag
🗿: Ha ha, charade you are

by FatEngineer October 23, 2022