Usaully whating tea. In many cases they are yelling at kids from there front porch to pull there pants up. Old People can talk for weeks about the "Old Days" and most important the Great Depression. Old People are like babies they eat, sleep, and poop. Also they smell AWFUL
by Old Person April 01, 2010
Sexually frusterated fart bags who infect the world with the smell of rotting corpse and cheap rose perfume and normally dont give a damn about anyone else but themselves and brag about their grandchildren getting into harvard when they probably just sit on the side of the road snorting crack and drinking vodka wasteing space in this already over populated world.
by Your Grandchild. February 13, 2011
by blackleisbackle May 17, 2011
by SpitShine Tommy December 21, 2011
people from the age of dinosaurs with no driving skill who get sadistic pleasure from crushing the skin on your cheeks between their fingers. Have an irrational hatred of those who set foot on their lawns.
ignorant little boy: daddy, why did granny and granpa kill the postman?
daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.
daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.
by unfortunate grandson May 08, 2010
People that are usually over 70. There are basiclly two types. The first is good. They are very funny, know how to take a joke, do not ranble on and can cook very well. They will also buy you lots of things and always bake cookies. The second type however, hate kids and are always criticizing technology although they have a computer they don't know how to use. Unless you wear sweaters and say ma'am a lot, they will wisper about you thinking that you can not hear them. Stay away from this kind, but be sure to get your freshly baked cookies from the first type of old people.
Ew look at that boy over there. He carries a {skateboard} and look at those ripped up jeans! He should be locked up.
Other old people: I know mary lynn, and he's listening to such loud music! Its making my hearing aid ring.
Other old people: I know mary lynn, and he's listening to such loud music! Its making my hearing aid ring.
by aed196 November 12, 2010