Ol' Faithful

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When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.

My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.

Ol' Faithful by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010

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Ol' Faithful

A verb which describes a person that farts with a perspireing anus and sprays ass juice on his or her unexpected victim’s face.

"Dude, Payton ol' faithfuled me while I was sitting on the bench in the locker room today."

"My boyfriend gave me an ol' faithful last night while I was lick'n his balls...still can't get the smell out of my hair."

"Shut up!...or I'll ol' faithful you!"

Ol' Faithful by Payton, Zeek September 28, 2008

Related Words

Ol' Faithful • Old Faithful • ole faithful • ol' • ol' lady • Ol' Dirty Bastard • ol' girl • ol' boy • ol' Man • Ol' beep boop

'ol faithful

When you're having problems jerking off and can't cum, so you fire up the ol 'puter to get yourself off, good old trusted website

Aaron did you fire up the ol 'puter yesterday? Yes Jesse I started out with nothing but had to go to 'ol faithful and huskied it right up.

'ol faithful by JESSA! March 8, 2010

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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