What you say when Gen Alpha is acting up, because Gen Alpha is doomed as hell.
7th graders are reading at 4th grade levels and cannot read properly, and their equally degenerate parents are just as bad.
5 year old: “I’m outta town thuggin’ wit my rounds…”
Gen Z: Ok Doomer.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.