A long term drinker. This is the type of person that can’t get through the day without booze. Gets the shakes if they don’t have a drink. Hits the bar and drinks large amounts of cocktails. Basically an alcoholic.
Friend: Isn’t that Bob at the bar. Wow he looks shit faced. I didn’t know he drank.
A mathematical method used to solve second order differential equations. Named so because it makes all the coochi's wet. Ironically even after using this method mathematicians still can not get the coochi. (Also known as Cauchy-Euler)
My coochi oiler equation last night got soaked by my girlfriend so I had to start it over again.
The most beautiful girl you will ever see, she can seem shy at first but once you get to know her you will soon find yourself madly in love with her, because she is ebony, black and shining. She is committed and an amazing girlfriend and if you are lucky enough to have her, then you will already know by now that she is a keeper. She has an amazing personality, beautiful eyes, amazing lips, perfect hair and she sure as hell knows how to kiss.
The word "Oider" is used to describe a school cleaning lady, particually in Suffolk. The origins of the word stem from the strange grunting noises that these cleaning ladies make if you try to talk to them and also the noises they make when communication with each other. The heavy Suffolk accent and dialect of these predominantly uneducated workers is largely to blame.
If an "Oider" were greeted with the line:
"It's a lovely day today isn't it?"
They would almost certainly reply:
"Oid yarr, that be a grut sunny day that be, last week were right rafty it made my tissick wholly bad. *splutter* *cough*"
Damn! I can't get to my tuck box because there's an oider polishing my desk and I don't wan't to get too close... did you hear she shagged the disabled chinese guy for 50p and a pack of rolos?