Office We

When your boss uses the term "we", but he/she really means "you".

Boss John: Jim, sales were down last quarter. What are we doing about this?!

Jim: Great use of the "office we" John. Well, I'm not sure what YOU'RE doing about it, but I'M firing half our sales force.

by tommyg123 October 27, 2010

Office Weenie

1) a "geek", 2) a person that really needs to get a life, 3) someone that regularly receives wedgies - and likes it, 4) does not enjoy spending time with persons of the opposite sex - but loves sheep

1) Given the choice of viewing a video of Pamela Anderson or a Bill Gates lecture, Office Weenies choose Bill every time
2) Office Weenies think Happy Hour is an Oprah rerun

by tsputnik2 March 30, 2010

office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

Office Sand Wedge

the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.

Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Officer WeeWoo

Officer WeeWoo Is the best dam cop you will ever be falsely arrested for trafficking drugs by. And He Pleasures his clients real good.

Person: "OH NO! OFFICER WEEWOO!"

WeeWoo: "You know where the nightstick goes!"

Person: I dint do it officer!
WeeWoo: - BTCH SLAP - oh yes you did...

by Timmyscootscoot July 28, 2011

well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004