1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
by BillyMays March 31, 2009
Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.
by lilripsta January 28, 2009
verb: to offer someone out is to challenge someone to a fistfight, usually just to see if they're up to it but sometimes with serious intentions to harm. used commonly in the south boston projects
"That kid looks like he ain't from around here, go offer him out"
"I ain't gonna waste my time to offer out a shrimp like that"
"I ain't gonna waste my time to offer out a shrimp like that"
by googleplex August 27, 2007
A very humorous salesman, famous for selling products like the Shamwow and SlapChop. Also known for hilarious lines like "You're gonna love my nuts!". Went to jail for assaulting a hooker.
by DarkPrincess128 July 7, 2009
Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.
Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."
"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
by afiendishthingy January 9, 2010
To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
by wolff333 June 3, 2009
by Noicore June 22, 2010