"you are so off one's base"
by Get a mug April 6, 2022
The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
by Just the tips November 4, 2018
to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021
When a man masturbates.
by EldonTKD August 9, 2021
by Chubby dude March 15, 2015