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off the table 

a song from ariana grande’s album “positions”, and its so underrated
“just wanna know is love completely off the table
off the table by bkbabyy0123 April 5, 2021

Off the table 

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
Off the table by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

Buzzing off the table 

When a persons cell phone vibrates a lot, because of constant text messages. so the phone makes an annoying buzzing sound.

It is a spin off of the phrase, "the phone is ringing off the hook". Now that we have text messages, we have the phrase, "your phone is buzzing off the table"
John's gets his 6th text message in 30 seconds

Tom: John, your phone is "Buzzing off the table"

John: Yea I know, sorry, I'm in an important convo.
Buzzing off the table by jhid June 9, 2009

dripping off the table 

defined from the word "Bar's Turd" (see bastard) it is the act where the Bar's Turd would be placed on a table and, in the hot day, would drip everywhere. The person who places the turd there is refered to as "dripping off the table"
person 1:- omg, you hit me, you are so DOTT(dripping off the table)
dripping off the table by elloll October 23, 2008

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

offthetableagxo 

without user offthetableagxo stan twitter won’t exist. zara invented stan culture and she carries twitter on her back. she is the most famous stan on the app. there is literally no one that doesn’t know this record breaking, iconic legend.

often used to describe a successful person or a person who is the best at what they do
omg you are an offthetableagxo

kourtney kardashian is the offthetableagxo of the kardashians
offthetableagxo by offthetableagxo October 28, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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