wario

god.
better than money,
better than sex,
the yellow italian plumber-form of god.
i iz wario ima gonna win a
by rainbow-mage June 14, 2008
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Wario
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someone who is unexplainably greedy

(not to be confused with or connected to the nintendo character in any way)
Dude! That's my pizza! Stop being such a wario!
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After Bowser, Wario is Mario’s greatest rival. Despite popular belief, the two are NOT related.

Wario is a very mean, greedy, disgusting and rude caricature of Mario. Unlike Mario, he isn’t just plump, he’s very obese. His mustache radiates much more wild and powerful energy than Mario’s.

Ability-wise, he’s incredibly strong and able to lift characters and objects that are much, much heavier than him. His shoulder bash is a signature move of his in the Wario Land series.

Wario is both a treasure hunter and a successful businessman, founding WarioWare Inc., a video game company that specializes in short 5-second games called microgames. He often cheats his employees out of their earnings but never truly gets away with it.
Wario is without a doubt one of the most entertaining characters in the Mario franchise.
by KNUP June 11, 2020
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The Fat Hog with a Fat Cock Wario is the big dick baby boy to Mario’s goody two shoe little dick pipe cleaner.
Oh Wario what a big Dick you have
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N.) The insanely rich cousin to Mario from "The Super Mario Bros." by Nintendo. He looks like a demented Mario, but has a more kickass attitude.
by Soup May 21, 2004
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Waluigi's poor brother who doesn't get as much attention as Waluigi.
"Hey you guys know about Wario---"
"FUCK WARIO WALUIGI IS GOD"
by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
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