Octopus sex 

1) (adjective) usually done in a shower or pool. Consists of the male wrapping his muscles around the female and inserting his penis as far as it may go. He then thrusts, while rubbing his body on the female causing a suction noise. Using all his appendages to insert in any hole on the female he continues this while tongue kissing the female, forcing his tongue as far as it may go. Upon orgasm the two countinue to caress each other's body.

John and Kellie had passionate octopus sex while in the shower explaining the suction noises that were heard.

Octopus sex by Adam343 February 8, 2014

sex octopus 

Having eight men in you at once.

I passed out at a party, and woke up in a sex octopus the next day. I will never forget it, the scars will always remind me.

sex octopus by mrtnmrtnz13 September 23, 2013

Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopusseyphobia 

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octopusseyphobia by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

octopussed

V. (Past tense) - the act of octopussing a person or thing;

Wow, I can't believe you just octopussed that kid in the face

octopussed by NicLydon September 22, 2009