Your 9th grade Math teacher who seems cool because he plays Call Of Duty, but when your trying your best and still not getting it makes you answer a question in front of the class to make you look like an absolute GOOBER. And gets angry at the class when nobody answers a question even though he never taught us that.
Little 9th grader "Bro, mr obeada made us find x for his moms divorce"
Refers to someone who either strings necklaces exactly da way he's told to, or a dutiful Catholic using his rosary.
It's a mistake to always arbitrarily do as you're told, either by your priest or da boss at da crafts-assembly plant; being totally obeadient always leads to mishaps sooner or later.
Following specified rules regarding dastringing up of necklaces and bracelets.
T'ain't no fun bein' watched like a hawk by an overseer with small glittery eyeballs while taking jewelry-making classes... rather than making everyone be obeadyent, let yer **pupils** (get it? Eyes? :P) have some creative freedom in da colors, sizes, and arrangements of da decorative spheres dat they're each assembling into something unique and expressive.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'