Objectivity Moralism

A form of moralism where claiming objectivity becomes a performance of virtue and a weapon against those with different perspectives. The objectivity moralist presents their own view as simply "objective truth" and treats any alternative as not just mistaken but morally suspect—biased, ideological, irrational. They don't need to argue because they claim to speak for reality itself; disagreement is not just error but a kind of sin against truth. The moralism lies in using the claim of objectivity to immunize oneself from critique while condemning all alternatives, treating one's own perspective as the view from nowhere while everyone else is hopelessly situated. Objectivity becomes not a goal to strive for but an identity to claim, a weapon to wield, a way of feeling righteous without being right.

Example: "He didn't present arguments—he simply asserted that his view was 'objective' and everyone else was 'biased.' Objectivity Moralism: using the claim of neutrality to justify taking sides."

Objectivity Moralism by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008