oakland catholic 

a fucked up all girls school in Pittsburgh Pa, infested with cliquey, stuck up, twisted, hypocritical bitches. the administration is on a different level of hierarchy. the principal thinks she can control everyone and everything, washing her beliefs (and her beliefs only) down your throat until you can’t breathe. everyone competes about everything from Canada Goose jackets to literally fucking central catholic boys. many people suffer from suicidal thoughts or actions. rumors are spread so easily. every single girl is infatuated with drama. do not send your child here unless you want her to turn into a fucked up stoner who has been mentally and physically abused.

Oh she’s a stoner, she must go to oakland catholic.

Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.

You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.

oakland catholic by b@ll$@ck June 2, 2020

oakland giggler 

Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask

"yo, I was gonna dump her - until I found out she's an Oakland Giggler. Now I cant see enough of her!"

oakland giggler by dirtydogdave November 6, 2009

Oakland city 

Whole bunch of rich turnt niggas who can fuck yo bitch in a jiffy #longlivejimmy #hbsl 😈

Young turnt nigga can’t wife no bitch excuse my French don’t Like no bitch in Oakland city

Oakland city by Lil neal August 11, 2020

Oaklandish 

(Adverb) How we do it in Oakland.
(Pronounced) Oak-Landish

Generally used for terms and phrases created in Oakland such as Hella, Hyphy, Ghost Ride, Scrapper, Scrapper Bike, Epic Beard Man, etc.

Popularized in Oakland, California by the Oaklandish clothing company.

Dude, did you see that old dude give a beat down on the bus to that young punk?

Sure did, that beat down was Oaklandish!

Oaklandish by the_town February 23, 2010

Oakland Zoo

From The University of Pittsburgh it is the greatest college basketball student section.

The Oakland Zoo rattled him so much he fouled out and went 0 for 16 from the floor. Damn the Oakland Zoo is awesome.

Oakland Zoo by DPJ December 7, 2006

Oakland Early College 

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.

Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?

Oakland Early College by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011

Oakland 

City east of SF Bay, aka "tha town". Separated into 3 parts (North, West, and East Oakland). There is no south. North Oakland is the hills. West Oakland has downtown, lake merritt, chinatown, and jack london square. East Oakland has the airport, coliseum, and the zoo. Deep East Oakland is where you can find the sideshows, people actin' a fool and gettin' hyphy, goin stupid doo doo dumb retarded, smokin perk and chewy, sippin' on some heem or yak, and slappin' hard in they box chevs.

dude1: 'ey mayne, what it do?
dude2: it ain't nuttin yo. i finta get blazed tonite and hit up tha town, yadidamean?
dude1:o fo sho.

Oakland by UselessHarry September 18, 2005