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Oaks Mafia 

A group of teenagers in the sub-division of Centenial Oaks who seem to for no apparent reason cause mischief. Some things the Oaks are known for is chalking peoples driveways which although this is annoying it actually does no harm. On another occurance one of the Oaks stole a scooter from an open garage but then later that same day chickened out and returned it. As you can see the Oaks are more like a laugh instead of something to be feared.
Person 1: Hey dude what happened to your driveway?
Person 2: Oh man the stupid Oaks Mafia chalked it last night.
Person 1: Man thats gonna be a pain to clean up.
Person 2: Yeah they also stole the old scooter from the back of my garage.
Person 1: Oh my god. No way!
Person 2: Yeah but knowing the Oaks they will probably just return it by noon.
Person 1: Good point.
Oaks Mafia by C. Oaks Resident August 21, 2009
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Oaks Mafia 

A group of teenagers who think way too highly of themselves. They mainly do stupid things like chalk peoples driveways, and other things normal people did in the 4th grade
person 1: hey dude, i got my driveway chalked!

person 2: was it your little sisters friends?

person 1: naaa, it was probably the Oaks Mafia

person 2: more like joaks!
Oaks Mafia by 346gj95 December 9, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016