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Plebs with some money and so their parents can afford to send them to private school but they belong at a state school.
Real private school person - "Run! Everyone run! you'll catch plebiscite from him"
Other real private school person - "why, he's from private school"
Real private school person - "No! He's from Oakham"
Other real private school person - "Oh shit, I didn't realise, RUN!"
Oakham person - "Hi guys"
oakham by Boy 999 June 18, 2019
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Oakham can typically described as a “state school you pay to go to”. A school who’s only former trait were that they were good at sport, however this is no longer true as I lose to ever school they play, Oakham sport is like the Austrian national women’s who lost 7-0 to a team of 7 year old boys.
Normal person: do you go to private school?
Oakham person: yes, I go to Oakham.
Normal person: is Oakham not a school for young offenders in Nike tracksuits.
Oakham by Nothing_but_ the_truth October 15, 2021

oakham school 

its a shit school for fucktards who are poor as shit. if you go to oakham you probably molest children.
normal non retard: oh fuck its a oakham school fucko hes gonna molest us!
other normal non retard: shit everyone run
oakham child moslter: hey guy *adjusts glases* pedos need love too!!!

Ockham's Rogaine 

Ockham's Rogaine is a way of calling "foul" on a complex, fantastical claim about almost anything. It is the opposite of Ockham’s razor, William of Ockham's classic formula. Ockham’s razor says that among competing explanations, we should prefer the simplest one. A razor cuts away excess "hair" and simplifies loopy reasoning. Rogaine, figuratively, grows it and creates a long, unruly line of thinking.
That guy at the bus station must have poured on a lot of Ockham's Rogaine to get an alien abduction, Pope Francis and the Czech lottery, all in the same conspiracy.
Ockham's Rogaine by Manabozhocoyote September 12, 2016

ockhamanian 

Relating to the simplicity of an assumption. Based on Occam's Razor: entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity.
The ockhamanian answer is usually the right one.
ockhamanian by himynameisthor August 26, 2007
a very sophisticated villige full of delightful smart people situated between binsted and whitehill,not bordon.
oakhanger person 1; isn't this village sophisticated and marvellous?
oakhanger person 2; yes, very much so,far more sophisticate the that pikey, inbreading, shithole of a place bordon
oakhanger person 3;indeed

Ockham's Razor 

On Truth & Reality
The Spherical Standing Wave Structure of Matter (WSM) in Space

A Very Brief Introduction to Ockham's Razor
(What is the Most Simple Science Theory of Reality?)

This is a very short answer to a very important and strangely neglected question. For the complete article please see: The Most Simple Scientific Theory of Reality
Upon consideration it is clear that Reality must be founded on One thing. (Both in terms of Ockham's razor, the simplest theory that explains the most things is best - and in terms of metaphysics where One thing is required to Cause and Connect the Many things we experience.)

And there is only ONE thing that is common to the many things, SPACE. (Both Matter and Mind are many things, we all commonly experience one common Space.)

So how can we explain Time, Matter, and Forces (Fields / Necessary Interconnection of Matter) from ONE thing Space. It is simple and obvious once known.

Space exists as a wave medium for Spherical Standing Waves that form matter. This Metaphysics of Space and (wave) Motion and the Wave Structure of Matter is explained in the articles at the top of page.

Truth and Reality are important (as is a simple sensible Science Theory to describe this Reality) - so please take the time to read on these beautiful and profound subjects about our own existence.

Sincerely,
Geoff Haselhurst, Karene Howie

www.spaceandmotion.com/Ockhams-Razor.htm
Ockham's Razor by Empbombstamecosta December 12, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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