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oakdale high school 

Located in Ijamsville, Maryland.

where to begin... mostly rich bitches but some fucked up kids. most of them have there noses in the air like there cool shit... news flash your gayyy!

we also have our wana bes- the wana be rednecks... the wana be gangstas... and the wana be rich kids.
wana be rednecks- dude living in a neighborhood does NOT make you a redneck.. or that you own a horse... if you live in the country with nothing but farm animals and land and another house 15 acres away you redneck alright?
wana be gangsters- just because you black and one of the only black kids doesnt make you a thug GROW THE FUCK UP!!! you are a black kid living in a white community get over it! if you deal every drug in the world and live in the actual hood then you a thug
wana be rich kids- ... just stop...

what else is there... oh yea the fake kids ughhh would it kill you to be you??? come on!

Our football team sucks i mean damn could you try for once and dont give me we dont have senors... so the fuck what you still gona be the same when you do have senors

our soccer team thank god we have you or we woudl probably cry... alot.
lets face it everyone in this school doesnt wana be there. almost everyone wants to transfer and no one blams you. the teachers need to take a chill pill and the students need to stop being so damn bitchy and grow up.
person1: what school you go to?

person 2: oakdale high school
person 1: ohhhh.... I am soooo sorry.....
person2: yea....

Oakdale high school 

Refers to a school in Oakdale, California. A bunch of stupid people who fuck their cousins and can't even read. Big rival with Central Catholic high school in Modesto. Besides getting butt fucked every year, basketball, football, volleyball, etc., still use the term “Oakdale bud” to refer to their horse riding abilities, but don’t let that fool you there using metaphor to refer to riding their cousins just as well as they ride their horses. All the girls there are white trash sluts that carry STDs, and all the boys drive a lifted truck with a huge exhaust pipe, probably cause they're trying to overcompensate for their tiny penis. The only good thing they got going for them is hot women with no brains and decent political views minus the racist and pro-slave rhetoric.
Look at that dumbass from Oakdale high school. His cousin is a pregnant I wonder why?
I thought about going to Oakdale high school, but then I realized the students there can't even read.

Did you see the oakdale high school football game last week they got railed by manteca high in the section championship.

Oakdale High School 

Here are the basic groups of people at Oakdale:
Soccer Girls: No, you guys arent cocky your just annoying. Yes, we know you guys are like family. Yes, we know you won states last year. WE DONT CARE.
Wanna-Be Ghetto Girls/Boys: You dont go hard...you go to oakdale. Nuff said.
The people who always "Rap Battle": ...
Cheerleaders/Preps: All you guys ever do is complain about how our school has no school spirit. You guys arent even pretty. Stop being so snooty and think you're better than everyone else.
Football Players: Probably the most outgoing people you'll meet. Not gonna lie, they are funny but rude. You guys didnt win a game this entire season....
Rednecks: Make out with their boyfriends in the hallways 24/7 and deck out in camo everyday, including your backpacks. come on...
Loners: Book Club, and a few certain others who refuse to socialize.
Wanna Be Preps: You've stayed in the same groups since you've been 6 and honestly your annoying. But not as annoying as those soccer girls.

Everyone complains about being there...and i can see why. Espicially since teachers decide to creep on their students twitters...thank you once again soccer girls!!
Girl 1: hey what school do you go to?
Girl 2: Oakdale High School....
Girl 1: Oh my gosh im sooo sorry....
Oakdale High School by heheheh1234 November 14, 2011
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026