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lexy: Emma has one direction t-shirts, one direction pencils, cardboard cut-outs of the boys and she even has the one direction dolls!
macy: Damn! She's an OTTF!

OTTF by ninja bartender November 30, 2013

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OTTF

One Tit Tit Fuck. Describes a woman who's breasts are so big that one of them alone can envelop a cock.

"Did you see the ginormous cans on that chick? Definite OTTF."

OTTF by Slomand March 23, 2010

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ottffssent

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

ottffssent are the numbers 1 to 10.

ottffssent by booknerd2580 June 7, 2020

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When u type the number row but the first letter spelling, then qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but as the number letter they are in the alphabet

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ottffssenz1723518202521915161194678101112262432221413 by jarsubo December 3, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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